{"product_id":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art","title":"Are You Pooping Three Cows – Funny Bathroom Wall Art","description":"\u003cp\u003eThree black-and-white Holstein cows crowd forward against a flat teal green background, heads and shoulders filling the frame as all three stare straight at you. Cream, black and pale pink keep the palette tight and graphic, while the printed words ARE YOU and POOPING? land the joke without a single prop in sight. \u003cem\u003eAre You Pooping Three Cows\u003c\/em\u003e turns a plain wall into a talking point.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade for anyone who likes their decor with a wink, this print suits households that appreciate deadpan humour and bold flat-colour illustration. Hang it in a bathroom where the cheeky lettering gets the laugh it deserves, or lean it in a guest room for a playful welcome. Browse more \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/hausofprints.com\/collections\/bathroom-wall-art\" title=\"Bathroom Wall Art\"\u003eBathroom Wall Art\u003c\/a\u003e to build a set.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003ePrint Details\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePrinted on premium 230GSM archival matte paper, giclée printed for gallery-quality colour and detail.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in ten sizes — 5×7, 8×10, 11×14, 16×20, A3, 18×24, 20×25, 24×30, 24×36, and 32×40.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnframed print — frames shown in photos are for display only; ships worldwide rolled in a crush-resistant tube.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003eWhat kind of art is good for a bathroom?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlayful, low-fuss art works best, and these three staring Holstein cows with their ARE YOU POOPING? caption fit the room's mood exactly. The flat teal, cream and pale pink palette reads clearly from across a small space, and the humour keeps guests smiling without needing a wall of detail.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003eWill a paper print survive bathroom humidity?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eOur 230GSM archival matte giclée handles a normal, ventilated bathroom well, but it is paper and not waterproof. Keep it away from direct splashes and steam, use an extractor fan or crack a window, and framing behind glass adds protection for the cows in damper rooms.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003eWhy do the three cows have text reading ARE YOU POOPING?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe words ARE YOU and POOPING? are printed inside the artwork itself, aimed straight at the viewer alongside the three forward-facing cows. It is a deliberate deadpan gag built for the bathroom, letting the Holsteins deliver the punchline while the flat teal background keeps everything clean and readable.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp style=\"font-weight:700;\"\u003eHow do I hang art in a small bathroom?\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eCentre a single piece at eye level on the largest clear wall so the cows and lettering stay easy to read. In tight spaces use adhesive strips or a small hook, and position the print away from the shower to limit moisture. One bold graphic beats several crowded frames.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Haus of Prints","offers":[{"title":"16x20","offer_id":49052520546496,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-16x20","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"5x7","offer_id":49052520448192,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-5x7","price":34.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"8x10","offer_id":49052520480960,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-8x10","price":54.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"11x14","offer_id":49052520513728,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-11x14","price":64.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"A3","offer_id":49052520579264,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-A3","price":69.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"18x24","offer_id":49052520612032,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-18x24","price":84.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"20x25","offer_id":49052520644800,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-20x25","price":89.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24x30","offer_id":49052520677568,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-24x30","price":99.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"24x36","offer_id":49052520710336,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-24x36","price":115.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true},{"title":"32x40","offer_id":49052520743104,"sku":"are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-32x40","price":129.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0692\/1758\/3296\/files\/are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art-framed-statement.webp?v=1789879082","url":"https:\/\/hausofprints.com\/products\/are-you-pooping-three-cows-bathroom-wall-art","provider":"Haus of Prints","version":"1.0","type":"link"}